We are all sitting around and waiting for the same thing: to see Twitter explode at the news of Jason Heyward signing, hopefully with the Cardinals.
It feels like we’ve been waiting forever.
But, it entered my brain, WHY wait? It seems especially silly. If Heyward doesn’t sign with the Cardinals, we won’t even get the elation of knowing what it would have looked like.
So I made it. The only difference is, you read this timeline top to bottom. Enjoy.